tabatha, meet mog

July 11th, 2010

Dear Mummy’s Blog,

There is another cat in the house.  I think it’s a boy; it definitely smells like one!  Poo-ey!  Mummy keeps saying silly things in an effort to get me to stop hissing at him.

Isn’t he pretty? and, Don’t you want to be his friend? and, Look at how submissive he’s being

I don’t care, Mummy’s Blog!  I just want Mummy and Daddy to myself.  I might choose to tolerate him one day, but I’m not promising anything.  He’s very young and very big and very annoying.  I didn’t ask for an annoying teenage brother so why did they bring him home?

*petulant sigh*

Love, Tabatha-Cat x

Dear Person Who Now Feeds Me Blog,

Tabatha hisses at me.  I don’t like it.  Oooh, there’s a ball of tin foil …

Love, Mog x

bedroom frivolity

June 26th, 2010

The buzzing woke me up last night.  I was dreaming about wondering why my dad didn’t know who Carlos was (when it was pretty obvious; my SiL had put Love, Carlos the Cat … I could see it quite clearly in the email she’d sent him) when suddenly my brain is just filled with buzzing noises.  I discovered Blokey sitting up, bashing his alarm clock and looking  perplexed.

It’s not your alarm, I sleepily mumbled. 

He continued to try to turn his alarm off by taking the battery cover off in an attempt to remove the batteries.  I sat up.

It’s not your alarm, baby! (a bit louder this time.)

Mysteriously, my alarm chirped in three minutes later.  I thought it was his this time, and he thought it was the machine.  For a smattering of seconds I realised it must be Friday.  Why else would my alarm be going off?  Nope, I definitely watched the Big Brother eviction last night … it must be Saturday.

*sigh of relief*

So at six-thirty this morning I was crawling around in the cupboard under the stairs, with my bum in the air and some very unladylike language finding its way out of my mouth.  Yesterday we’d tidied the cupboard. 

I never need to use the manual bags of extraneal, put them towards the back.

Ha. Ha.

Blokey spent the whole of Thursday at the hospital; another day off work.  Fluid in; drain it off.  Repeat copious amounts of times.  All dandy.  The nurses scratch their heads in puzzlement and send him home with instructions to increase the amount of fluid that the machine puts in each time, from 2.2 litres to 2.5 litres.

Again, Ha. Ha.

Thursday night must have been the worst we’d had since Blokey started peritoneal dialysis.  I’m surprised the machine didn’t choke on its own buzzing.  The first two fills/dwells/drains took twice the time they should have done, which means the last two fills/dwells/drains didn’t really have time to dwell, so he couldn’t have dialysed properly. 

He rang the hospital.  They’ve finally agreed to let him borrow another machine for Monday night.  For months they’ve been saying that he obviously just isn’t cut out for PD and for months I’ve been saying maybe it’s the machine.  Oh no.  The machines are never faulty.

It probably isn’t faulty, but it’s a relief that they’re at least giving him the opportunity to rule it out.  And if it does turn out to be the machine?  Oh, angry post will follow!  If it is him then I think Blokey’ll be back on HD pretty soon. And however much I grumble about the PD I’d much rather he was happy about the way he has to keep himself alive.

Oh, and the good news?  He’s been activated on the transplant list.  Huzzah!

Welcome home, Oompf!

May 16th, 2010

Oompf buggered off to fairer shores. It was April, after all. But ’tis now May and Oompf has returned (yesterday, about noon-time).

The last two months have been a whirlwind of psychology assignments, veritable queasiness at work (I still have a job for September; it’s not the same job though,) and kidley mayhem.

Peritoneal dialysis failed. Blokey went to hospital and had tubes removed. New tubes were inserted. Blokey went back onto PD two weeks ago. It isn’t working very well … again.

*sigh*

I have been exhausted, to the extent that I actually have to fight my body/brain in order to function normally. This is a culmination of April and lack of sleep through worrisomeness about everything. The exhaustion seems to have subsided this weekend, although I don’t hold out much hope if the PD continues to cause Blokey troubled nights; he grumbles, I wake. Tsk.

Still, I have my Wii. It tells me I lost 5lb in a week. I know this to be a lie (at least, WeightWatchers don’t agree with Wii) but it makes me happy and so Wii can live cosily in the lounge.

Does anybody needs any boxes? I am the Cardboard Queen … (gah! bloody home dialysis!)

I’ve been watching the tellybox a lot recently. Ashes to Ashes is my (nearly) all-time favourite tellybox show and I suspect it’s going to have a far better/poignant/tissue-needing ending than Lost, which is also my (nearly) all-time favourite tellybox show. As for my (absolute) all-time favourite tellybox show, I really really really want to bop Roxy over the head with her bank balance.

We lost three fish from our aquarium. One week they were there, the following week they’d disappeared. Either the enormous Molly ate them, or they were abducted by alien fish. I’m hedging my bets on the latter, simply because it sounds more exciting. We replaced them with six Tetras which sparkle beautifully in the light. I’m just waiting for the enormous Molly to munch on them …

So, here’s to the next two months … *raises glass of cheap French plonk*

A little bit of this and a lot of that.

March 17th, 2010

There are quibbles at work which are going to get quibblier as the weeks go on. Due to all the governments ‘inclusion’ silliness, we are changing. From September we’re changing our name, and the staffing structure, plus we’re getting slightly different kids.

Morale?

It was already low, but this just makes it lower.

There may (or may not; we are still in the consultation period and so things might change) have to be redundancies, but I get the impression they’re hoping enough staff leave naturally and the jobs can be shared amongst those who remain. I have to make a decision; do I want to stay if it means more hours at a decreased level (and therefore a decreased wage, although my current wage may be frozen, perhaps)? There us no guarantee I would get the position anyways, although by all reckoning, the competition won’t be too taxing.

Or do I feel that the time is right to move on …

Maybe, if the right position is advertised.

Everybody is huddling in corners, whispering within their little cliques. There will no doubt be battles when the teachers all decide to go for the same position. And the cleaners! Bless them! I love our cleaners to bits. They’re both about one hundred years old (perfect for not quite wanting to clean around the computers in case they break them) with failing eyesight (great for spotting those elusive cobwebs) and minds that are best left in the gutter.

They’re cutting our hours, grumbled Naughty Nan.
We won’t have time to hoover every room, moaned Irish Eyes. And you know what the boss is like, she continued shaking her head in despair.

To top it all off, the kids are (all) on Mephedrone, cOs iTz LeGaL, innit. Idiots.

At night my bedroom makes strange sounds. It whirs and buzzes, gloops and schniffles, and bomps and sloshes. Occasionally it beeps too.

BEEP! BEEP! BEEP!

Poor Tabatha-Cat must be wondering why we prefer having a machine in our room to having her in there. I miss sleeping with her curled around my head, but she’d only clambour over the Peritoneal Dialysis machine, spreading her fur and germs around.

*sad face*

We have no name for the machine. It worked for two nights, then stopped working. Blokey went back on haemodialysis for two sessions. Now he’s back on PD (since Sunday night) and [*fingers crossed*] it appears to be working swimmingly.

*touches wood, quickly*

It might stop working again because his catheter may be in the wrong position.

Still, at least he’s alive. When people ask me how he is I quite often say, ‘Well, he’s still alive!’. It throws them, and I find that amusing. I am a queen b(ee) with an itch. There are so many people who really don’t understand that if he wasn’t having dialysis he would probably have about ten days to live. And that’s a good estimate.

*sigh*

You wouldn’t believe it but I am looking on the bright side. Really. Even though I loathe Monty and all things Python …